i just thought this needed to be pointed out to the tumblr community.
these are all photoshopped by enrico francis
it needs to stop.
Dear Enrico Francis Photoshop extrordinare,
STOP FUCKIN PHOTOSHOPPING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MANIPULATING THEIR BODIES AND FACES INTO UNNATURAL BARBIE LOOK-A-LIKES.
1. youre not very good at it. the manipulations you make are so fucking freakish that all i have to do is glance at your photos and know that its not real.
2. the natural beauty of these women is so profound that the fact that you feel the need to photoshop them is fucking INSANE.
3. we do not need another fucking shit putting these unrealistic expectations of women (and men, cause you shop them too) into the world. its not right. you know its not, i know its not and tumblr knows.
So Enrico, I beg you please give it a rest. be a good fucking human being and stop. learn to be a true artist and enhance the beauty youre working with as opposed to completely warping it.
and if you dont i will continue to publish your shitty photoshop all over this fucking website.
- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
Hopefully nobody will ever have to use any of this, but honestly, I can’t stress enough how important self defense is.
great simple advice that i hope no one ever needs to use.
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
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YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
so basically alpaca looks like llama downsized
you also forgot
- alpacas will spit at you
- llamas only spit at each other
- DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT LLAMA IN THE MIDDLE PICTURE?? LOOK AT THAT MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER
- LOOK AT HIS TAIL IT’S SO FLUFFY AND GORGEOUS
- HIS FUR IS SILKEN AND BEAUTIFUL
- HUGGING A LLAMA IS ONE OF THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
- i’m really fucking tired of seeing this post on my dash because llamas are perfect okay
Llamas DO spit at humans, I got covered in llama spit while trying to handle a freaked-out llama at my college…
it’s a social dominance thing for them, so unless a llama thinks you’re a llama it’s not going to spit at you
it being freaked out is probably the only reason it did that - alpacas will spit at you under normal circumstances, however
I know the llama being stressed was the reason for it to spit (it was a llama I was training and had been completely fine until it was under new conditions).
Llamas, alpacas and other similar animals like Vinuas will all spit when they feel threatened. It’s not just for dominance. If they feel that their warnings of “back off” aren’t being heeded they will spit. Llamas are actually reluctant to do it because it’s not nice for them (as their saliva that they produce when being aggressive has a nasty taste/smell to it to try and warn off attackers, but it also means it is unpleasant for them too)
if the ears go back on either of these majestic creatures..back the fuck away fast.
Dirty thunderstorms
A dirty thunderstorm (also, Volcanic lightning) is a weather phenomenon that occurs when lightning is produced in a volcanic plume. A study in the journal Science indicated that electrical charges are generated when rock fragments, ash, and ice particles in a volcanic plume collide and produce static charges, just as ice particles collide in regular thunderstorms.
When nature goes heavy metal!
SNEAKY ZEBRA - London Comic Con - May 2013Awesome gif set from our video from http://airusgaard.tumblr.com/
when i first started planning and making kasumi around eight months for october expo 2012 ago i didn’t think i’d suit her or look remotely good at all because tight bodysuit she got long legs woah
but - and excuse the vanity again - i am so proud of kasumi
EVERYTHING was made from scratch, i cut no corners and also patterned everything myself. it kicked my ass and made me cry more times than i care to remember but i did it. i did the thing.
i enjoy wearing her and i think i suit her quite well (and i really do not think that about many other characters i cosplay)
i always have a lot of fun wearing her, and that is amplified by the amazing mass effect group meets that are organised by amazing people
and although i have a lot of moments of self-doubt and even hatred before, during, and after cons, there’s always at least one picture that i can look at and go
damn i look pretty good
and of course it never hurts having awesome amazing photogs taking pictures of you. those guys are great <3
A photograph is only as good as the subject.;D You make a bloody brilliant Kasumi!
How to disable music autoplay on people’s pages
Since this is an issue that has startled me greatly on more that one occasion, I figured it was high time I get to the bottom of it and put an end to music autoplaying on people’s pages. So, after doing some digging, here is how to do just that.
BLESS
OH THANKYOU!!! One thing i truly hate on people’s sites is music playing automatically on them!
“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry
i think this might also have also have been Finland’s middle finger at countries like Belarus and Russia that has started openly persecuting gay people
(Source: seanmorrisons)
You are in the presence of…
Dragon queen, queen of my heart
(Source: drognerys)
Justin Bartels, Impression.
‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’
The bra mark pics..all i can think is -She was wearing one badly fitting bra, no wonder it was uncomfortable!
(Source: anorsexic)
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.
there’s still good in this world
That is so awesome.
Over forty years later:
WOAH!
((I will never not reblog this.))
MIND BLOWN!
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
//I’m ready for this!
(Source: theadventuresofjackiechan)
